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Gwyneth Paltrow Just Hijacked a Tech Scandal with Coldplay Vibes ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽค

 Gwyneth Paltrow Just Hijacked a Tech Scandal with Coldplay Vibes ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽค What do you do when your CEO is caught on a stadium KissCam cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert? If you're Astronomer, apparently... you hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, that Gwyneth. The one who was literally married to Coldplay's Chris Martin for over a decade. If this isn't the weirdest PR strategy of 2025, I don’t know what is. You can't script a better headline than this: A Coldplay concert, a KissCam scandal, a cheating CEO, and Gwyneth Paltrow stepping in to clean up the mess. Astronomer, the New York-based tech company now infamous for its viral Coldplay moment, seems to have gone full meme-mode in their damage control strategy. And honestly? It might actually work. Let’s rewind. Earlier this month, Coldplay’s frontman Chris Martin asked the cameras at his stadium concert to scan the crowd for cute couples. Totally innocent, totally fun—until the lens landed on two people who were a li...