💍 Venice Just Got Billionaire-Bombed: Jeff Bezos Marries Lauren Sanchez in a Fifty-Million-Dollar Float-Fest 😱
💍 Venice Just Got Billionaire-Bombed: Jeff Bezos Marries Lauren Sanchez in a Fifty-Million-Dollar Float-Fest 😱 Did you ever imagine the city that charges you a tourist tax just for breathing its lagoon air would wake up to a wedding so extravagant even the gondoliers were side-eyeing the price tag? On June 27, 2025, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez officially tied the knot in the most “money talks, Venice walks” wedding of the decade. The Amazon founder and his media powerhouse bride didn’t just say “I do” — they basically said “We own this canal.” And Venice, bless its sinking heart, played the glamorous, unconsenting backdrop. Forget quiet elopements. This was a megayacht-level wedding that practically screamed, “We’re in love — and also richer than 99.9% of the planet.” From the moment their half-billion-dollar schooner, Koru, docked along the Grand Canal, it was clear Bezos and Sanchez weren’t here to blend in. The entire city transformed into a billionaire’s runway. The Am...